Saturday, November 10, 2012

Okay so like this isn't my blog and shit. No really it isn't. I just kinda wandered in here like a total fucking drunken drunkard who drunk his way about drinking to get her drink on with some drunks but there were no other drunks just the drunken drunk who drank at the beginngin which is the drunk who is me.

So apparently these other drinky drunks got drunk and saw a faceless thing guy who like did things or something apparently I dunno what I'm too drunk to particularly care or read over it very thourgohly I just kinda figure, hey, what the hell, I'll just see if I can get into this blog and then I can post something because fuuuuck I do like to type and ramble when I'm drunk and look at that I scored their email through greeping and their password was carelessly written so BOOM here the fuck I am.

Now who the fuck am I, you may be asking? I am the terror that stalks and/or quacks in the night. Take your pick if I'm fucking Darkwing Duck or The Batman. Don't forget the fucking The. We goin old school with this shit tonight. Like, 1940's badass old sckoll.

Basically I'm just like... I dunno what I am. You may call me... well shit we just got over that. Either way, I'm help. See, these people who were here? They haven't been here. Why? I'm gonna guess it's motherfuckin Slender shit.

You know why I'm here?

If you guessed motherfucking Slender Shit then you guessed motherfucking right (motherfucker).

Long story short: Slender Man be fuckin real yo. Real as the whiskey that's pumpin through my veins and real as any non-binary gender. Which is pretty damn real. I can attest to both. And slendy be rippin peeps up and droppin em like they're hot.

And... Shit where was I going with this?

Sunday, February 12, 2012

a thousand years later

i turned 21 and we had to run away from oour apartment because monocle and faceless were all up in there and then alex turned 21 and then wwe weere just running and runnign and runnign
so then I fell in lvoe with joan of arc and then she didnt love me back but that's ok and then faceless caught up and he was burning me at stake but that was just a dream

and then alex was a dream and then I was a dream

pulled us out of the dreams last week alex did and now we're runing again like a marathon where the prise iz us winning life! which sounds motivational but w/e I have no motivation just sleeping for a really long time
fuck off alex i'm tired
how's zie so strong all the time
zies probs the only reason we're alive huh

um so anyway more summary of what happened since last year right um
well we ran across the us and by ran I mean took busses and shti
joan of arc is still in california and faceless never found her so at least theres that and alex and me are still together just drinking our tits off and by tits i mean gender-neutral euquivalent thereof
remember when we were in college and i typed these sentences for real

anayway hi we're back kinda til that fucking guy shows up agaisng