So Person-I-Like and I are at the bar, and totally tells me about how guy joining us locked Person in a room until she'd have sex with him. Apparently, he was innocent, and totally didn't get what that MEANT.
As we left the bar, they totally spent ten minutes just hugging each other and talking in front of Person-I-Like's car. Person-I-Like trying to tell him that Person is graduating, and won't be talking to guy anymore.
I'm okay though. Totally just had my...elevendy-billionth drink. It's making me think. I have a cunning plan. Gonna save the day by outdrinking him, and showing Person-I-Like how awesome I am. It'll be totally awesome.
Passing out now.